So I’m dating this boy but it’s really weird because like I don’t do dating. I’m more of a “well I have no where to sleep tonight so let’s fuck so that i can crash at your place instead of the park” kind of guy.
Oh the travesties of being a slut.
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Ad for German chain of do-it-yourself stores “Hornbach”
“You can be everything but clumsy.”
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I love how Hornbach’s claim translates to “There’s always something to do” (or someONE in this case, hah)
HOLY SHIT THIS CAMPAIGN IS FUCKING INCLUSIVE
I’M MORE AND MORE IN LOVE WITH HORNBACH
“You helped rebuilding Germany. So don’t let other tell you how to renovate”
“There’s nobody who is allowed to tell you that you can’t do it. Nobody but your project.”
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“Pigs are expensive, pink, and annoying, but they are also delicious - which is why we breed so many of them”
have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick
This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it
is that not what happened
Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?
Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions
A+ FatherI don’t even watch this show and that is A+.